~Hey, I'm Amanda.~
What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly promising, and fading out into an indifferent middle-age.
Sylvia Plath, 7 November 1959, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath (via nitui)

urbran:

hello, 911?

yeah i ran out of wine but im too drunk to drive and get more

h0llo:

hot guy in the drive thru called me “ma’am” I just got mom zoned

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

You were my cup of tea, I drink coffee now.
(via kingsleyyy)
kingsleyyy:

waiting on your friend to walk outside when they said they were already ready

kingsleyyy:

waiting on your friend to walk outside when they said they were already ready

kingsleyyy:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

c-will-run:

Nuggets of gold in 140 characters or less.

trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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someactorkid:

itisnotofimport:

current emotion: that barn from the walking dead

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Spongebob, why??

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB

WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

samclafs:

the level of fierceness in this one gif is overwhelming