~Hey, I'm Amanda.~
I forgave everybody
I gave up
I got drunk
Jack Kerouac - On the Road (via bottles-of-beer)

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

Straight haired person: Just comb it!
Curly haired person:
HAKUNA MA’VODKA
it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

When he offers his lips, go for his throat.
a-dr0p-of-golden-sun:

This paper scanned crooked. You make me sad. 

a-dr0p-of-golden-sun:

This paper scanned crooked. You make me sad.